You tough enough? (Ed: eplace West Ham with other rivals i.e. Spurs)
My old man said be a Chelsea fan, And don't dilly-dally on the way, We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute, We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it, With hatchets and hammers, Carving knifes and spanners, We'll show those West Ham b*stards how to fight, If you can't take the North bank in half a minute, You can't be a Chelsea fan...
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.